So we have house guests staying over and mom needed the mattress from my trundle bed for the guests. She also took the opportunity to let me look under my bed for objects. I feel elated..... ANYWHOOOO! I was looking under the bed to see if Jessie (Jessica) had left a mark when she licked the floor under there since it was probably completely covered in dust (It is, there wasn't. To get what I mean watch these insanely awesome videos of Jessie staying over at my house... I have absolutely no idea who took the video.....(the links are at the bottom)) when I found an easily grippable, purple sparkly toothbrush with Belle (R) (TM) (C) (and any other claim Disney has made to the name of this poor girl) on it. Now I'm not sure WHO exactly left it here but I think I'll try to figure out the mysterious code that someone has etched upon this piece of plastic. If you can help me decipher it I would be very happy. It says.. are you ready for it? Super ready? Absolutely superly duperly mango chewerly with sprinkles and cherries and sugar and puppies and names girls with curly hair that Disney trademarks on top?????????????????????????????????????????? Ok. It. Says..... Jessica Gislason. I have no idea what trickery whoever wrote this is up to but I'm pretty sure it has something to do with water blowing up the world and cheese-eating minkeys...... I'm going to back out slowly now...................
IN MY DEFENSE I'VE BEEN HUNCHED OVER SICK AND VOMITED SIX TIMES!!!!!!!!
IN MY DEFENSE I'VE BEEN HUNCHED OVER SICK AND VOMITED SIX TIMES!!!!!!!!
heh heh heh... yeeeeeeaaahhhh.... so i kind of forgot to put the links at the bottom so here they are: you can't click on them- you just have to copy and paste or go to youtube and type in Jessie discovers my room and then Jessie attacks me for posting videos of her on youtube.
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