ARTEMIS THE PEMBROKE WELSH CORGI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AUTHORS NOTE:  I HAVE DECIDED THAT THIS WILL BE A BACKWARDS POST AND THAT ANY EMOTIONAL THINGS THAT ARE USUALLY DONE IN CAPITALS WILL BE DONE IN REGULAR TYPE. THIS DECISION HAS BEEN MADE BECAUSE OTHERWISE THERE WOULD BE TOO MUCH UPPERCASE TYPE.

Oh my gosh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Today is the 20th of March and the Daily puppy today is the cutest one yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I. am. obsessed. with. corgis (That looks really weird when I type it. I'm going to go with corgii (core- guy)) If you are reading this on the right day go down to the very bottom of my blog and prepare to die from cuteness. Sucks to be you if you aren't looking at this on the right day. haha. 

NOTE: REMEMBER: ALL OF THAT WAS IN CAPS. THIS ISN'T. AND THIS IS ABSOLUTELY NOT CONFUSING. GOOD JOB, MINIONS.

There's a toothbrush under my bed....

So we have house guests staying over and mom needed the mattress from my trundle bed for the guests. She also took the opportunity to let me look under my bed for objects. I feel elated..... ANYWHOOOO! I was looking under the bed to see if Jessie (Jessica) had left a mark when she licked the floor under there since it was probably completely covered in dust (It is, there wasn't. To get what I mean watch these insanely awesome videos of Jessie staying over at my house... I have absolutely no idea who took the video.....(the links are at the bottom)) when I found an easily grippable, purple sparkly toothbrush with Belle (R) (TM) (C) (and any other claim Disney has made to the name of this poor girl) on it. Now I'm not sure WHO exactly left it here but I think I'll try to figure out the mysterious code that someone has etched upon this piece of plastic. If you can help me decipher it I would be very happy. It says.. are you ready for it? Super ready? Absolutely superly duperly mango chewerly with sprinkles and cherries and sugar and puppies and names girls with curly hair that Disney trademarks on top?????????????????????????????????????????? Ok. It. Says..... Jessica Gislason. I have no idea what trickery whoever wrote this is up to but I'm pretty sure it has something to do with water blowing up the world and cheese-eating minkeys...... I'm going to back out slowly now...................















IN MY DEFENSE I'VE BEEN HUNCHED OVER SICK AND VOMITED SIX TIMES!!!!!!!!

Lunula Awesomeness

That was sort of a trick question because I didn't actually put the real answer up there for you to choose but that was your fault anyway. A lunula is that little white semi-cresentycirlethingamajigger on the bottom of your fingernail. Thank you dictionary.com!!

Jasmine and My's Sleepover

Hola peeplez!!! I am on the unmade trundlebed in my room that we (Jasmine and me) are supposed to be making but we're not. It's 10:25 and we have just watched Harry Potter 1&3. Here is Jasmine to say something:

hi peeps  I'm typing.  For keyboarding I'm supposed to  type with my fingers on home row but I don't think my teacher thought I would be on a mattress in a different house in a different room on an odd laptop on my lap tilted away from me almost off the bed.

Hi, It's Meg again. For the record that took her 7 minutes to type. Just saying. While she was typing I was making high pitched noises and getting feathers stuck up my nose. Oh, and reading monologues out loud. Just for the record www.mrsxanderisababe.com is not a real website. In case you needed to know that.