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Sunday, February 27, 2011

YouTube - Cutting strangers' nose hairs at the mall

YouTube - Cutting strangers' nose hairs at the mall

I like to type on planes

Hitherepeoplewhoreadmyblog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Last week I typed a lot on airplanes!! I am finally home, so I will post what I wrote. It is very incomplete and short. I hope you liked my Justin Bieber hate song! :)


2/24/11
9:05 AM
HIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
I'm on the plane right now and I have so much to write. Oh, geez, my stomach hurts soooo bad though. I'm so sorry that I haven't been writing all the time I've been in New Orleans but we've had so much to do. Well, in a good way, not in an oh, crud we have to go do a lot of chores...  Let's see, the first night we got there we went to a parade. There were signs up for it everywhere but at the bottom of all of them there was a notice that it was NOT FOR KIDS!!!!!!!

It wasn't actually that bad, though. I could barely see the tops of the whatever it was that was there and I didn't understand any of it so it didn't matter. I was just there to catch some beads but they were hardly throwing *ANY* at all!  I didn't catch any that night.

Let's see, on.... Sunday! Sunday was out first full day in New Orleans and we started it off by going to Cafe Du Monde for beignets (doughnuts) (fried dough with powdered sugar on it) but there was the hugest line possible for doughnuts.(beignets) We thought it would take for ever, but

2/26/11
5:12 PM
Crud. Now I have even more to write. I'm on the plane (AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!) We are on the second part of our journey (did I really just write that?) to Seattle. I slept for the beginning of this flight so I just now opened this computer to write. Anyways, We were on the plane last time I wrote going to Texas. I have soooo much to tell about Texas, first of all where we stayed. We stayed at another Westin only this time is was a RESORT!!!!! It had a HUGE golf feild and it was obviously the sort of place where snooty old men in golf caps and REALLY REALLY REALLY white shoes discuss the stock market in English accents while playing golf and drinking beer. Duh. Oh my gosh, and the pools! They were called the Lost Quarry Pools. There was a huge waterfall you can sit under and in the later spring through end of summer there is a Water Slide. Oh! It's all outdoors. The pools are weirdly shaped just like Lost Quarries.


I don't feel like writing more right now as I am waiting for my friend's new email. Goodbye.

Saturday, February 19, 2011

New Orleans, Justin Bieber, and Old Guys listening to Katy Perry (named Boblinskii)

Hiiiiiiiieeeee!!!!!! I am typing this from my room on the eighteenth floor of the Westin Hotel we are staying in for the next 5 days. We are in New Orleans and mom used her old Microsoft pass code to get us free wifi for A WEEK! I wrote the below while on the first plane trip to Dallas, Fort Worth where we had a HUGE layover period and then finally connected to New Orleans. Anyway, sorry it's so long but I was very bored and really wanted to blog so deal with it.


Holala! I am typing this on the airplane right now! I'm on Notepad because there is no Internet access on the flight. I wish there was but the only time I get free Wi-Fi is during the Christmassy time on Virgin America. Anyways, for break Eric, mom, and I are going to New Orleans and then to Texas. This might belong and this might not, I'm not sure, but just for safety's sake you should check how long this is before sitting down to read it is you have other things to do. I have no idea how long this is going to be but this is just making it longer so I will continue. I had to get up at 3:35 this morning (AM) so I am slightly (very much so) TIRED!!!!!!!!!! Well it is 6:31 right now and I think I started typing this at 6:28 but I'm not sure so don't quote that. Actually, you can, quote me as much as you want, I will be most pleased. I am soooooo sorry I haven't written in forever. This week is going to all be about New Or Leens and also Tae has. But I will write down what I want to write about and can you guys give me the order in which I should prioritize these things? THANK YOU SO VERY VERY VERY MUCH!

Things I want to write about:
Tilly disappearing
Me planting trees (that will take a bit longer because it has lots of pictures and side information but it's totally worth it- you'll love it when I get around to it)
New Orleans
Texas
Maya
My new name
My teachers
ROCK BAND
People I hate (With Justin Bieber making a not-so-surprising appearance!)
Valentine's Day
My obsession with milk
Other Random things that I can't quite remember at this time but that could be due to the fact that I woke up at 3:35. am. IN THE FREAKIN MORNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Toodles!
Batswanathan Buttithskii (botswanothaan bootithskee)
Ruler of the universe



7:30
STILL ON THE PLANE!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! AM DIEING FROM BOREDOM!!!!!!!!!!! The minute we get to the hotel I am getting in to the wifi there. There is some old guy sitting one row up and across from me who is sleep in and listening to music VERY VERY loudly. It's pretty odd music for him, too. I swear he was just listening to "Crazy Train" and now he's gotten that stuck in my head... goin off the rail on a crazy train........ or something like that!
You know what's my favorite song right now? No, it's not Lean on Me (which was stuck in my head all yesterday) or anything from Wicked (which is my favorite soundtrack EVER!), it's not even Don't Stop Believing! It is.....................
PLEASE STOP.... BELIEBIN! FORGET ABOUT THAT FEEEEELINLEENNNNN PLEASE SQUISH JUSTINNN WITH A CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
PLEASE STOP! I have recently been told that Justin Bieber Fans are called Beliebers an- OMIGOSHNESS!!!! THE DUDE IS NOW LISTENING TO KATY PERRY!!! The dude who is about 70 years old is listening to Katy Perry. I wish I could back away slowly but I am tied to my chair by metal and fabric. Otherwise known as a... SEAT BELT. Oh, seriously? The Captain has just turned on the seat belt sign. Please return to your seats as we are experiencing unexpected air turbulence.


7:43
BATSIE HEARTS SPRITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-
MOMMIE HATES BEING WOKEN UP TO BE TOLD BATSIE LIKES SPRITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No, Aidan the Sprite does not have caffeine.


7:46
I just looked at the Sprite can more closely and guess what it said? 100% NATURAL FLAVORS! *LAUGHS UNTIL CHOKES ON LAUGHTER*


7:49
Now the dude is just listening to the same drumbeat over and over and over and over and over and over and over an- *sigh* I must listen to Harry Potter to soothe myself. I'm debating whether I should listen to it while I'm typing and quote what they're saying. I'm on the 5th (well not on i am just listening to the 5th) right now so I think I will because they have such great ones! My mom doesn't like me quoting the book while she's reading it to us though, so this is what I can do.


7:53
Yay! I have successfully shut out the noise of Boblinskii's continuing drum beats! (Yes, I have named the old guy Boblinskii) I don't actually have the headphones attached to anything yet but they shut out noise... they are good headphones and I'm not getting TOO many weird looks for wearing headphones without anything attached to them and patting them absentmindedly.... not TOO many.

7:58
Mom just spilled my Sprite can in what looked like a muscle spasm.

7:59
Apparently the last thing I listened to on my Zune was Mr. Blue Sky by the Electric Light Orchestra. Never heard of either.

8:01
I am listening to Jump now, happy Conner?

8:02
The first time I listened to this it sounded like
"Can't you see me standing here got my back against the wreckin machine"
It still sounds like that but I know now from the lyrics that it's
"Can't you see me standing here got my back against the record machine"
doot doot doot doo  doo doo doot doot doo doo doo. :)
JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP!


I feel like a little kid by the monkey bars.

8:06
Why are monkey bars even called monkey bars????? I mean when have monkeys ever used them on a regular basis??? Well I guess some people call little kids monkeys- AAAHHH!!! RIGHT NOW IS ON!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

8:09
Justin Bieber is on my Zune. I have been contaminated. Excuse me while I go puke in the airplane's toilet which is conveniently located NO WHERE NEAR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8:14
The bathrooms were all occupied so I might have accidentally puked all over Boblinskii since I couldn't get back to my seat fast enough...........
he took the midnight train goin anywhere...... :) I am now listening to Don't Stop Believin' or as I have now Christened it, Please Stop Beliebin! I am so writing that parody so make sure Maya never gets my blog address or she will steal it. I will get back to you.

8:19
I will now write my soon to be famous parody! Watch out, Yankovich.

8:20
Just a small town boy
livin in a frosty world
He put some videos on the web

Just a small town dream
turned into the re-al thing
He took an airplane to Hollywood

He sings just like a little girl
I swear he wears mascaaaraaa
He should be locked up in a mental ward
Move o-o-o-o-o-o-o-on

Justin's Fa-ans!
Please listen to ME right now
your idol could be a toy DOOLLLLLLLL
he flirts with girls
who're at le-ast TWICE his a-age
he isn't as cool as he see-ee-ee-ee-eeems

workin ha-ard to get his fill
isn't really quite the thrill
he prefers to smile at cameras a-all day

some will kill
some will die
just to make that blonde boy cry
oh his movie never ends
it goes on and on and on and o-o-on

Justin's Fa-ans!
You're worshipping the wrong guy
He won't be as cute pretty soo-oo-oon

He'll grow up and
he won't be as short and high- voiced
your boy will beco-ome a ma-a-a-a-an

PLEASE STOP BELIEBIN
JUST LOSE ALL YOUR FEELINS FOR HIM
HE SHOULD DIE I-IN A HOOOOOLEEEEEEEEEEEEE

PLEASE STOP BELIEBIN
JUST LOSE ALL OF THAT FEEEEEEEEEELLLIIIINNNNNNN!!!
HE SHOULD DIE I-I-IN A HOLE!!!!!!!!!!
(repeat and fade)

OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT ONLY TOOK.... ONE SEC.... 34 minutes. crud. Well I had an orange break. Then it only took half an hour. Pretty good? Yeah, I guess.

I will now listen to Harry Potter and save the 1:05 i have left of battery before I can plug it in.

HAPPY BIRFDAY!
8:56
end

Soo yeah that might have gone a little long, sorry about that but did you like that song? Isn't it kind of weird that I posted that on the same day that David posted his video of Justin Bieber being shot? I did not actually watch that video it looked violent. :) I still hate JB though so just because I didn't watch the video doesn't mean I don't not care about him....

I hope you are actually reading this after reading my whole stupidly long post. I think I will post the videos I took before this before I post this so WATCH ALL MY VIDEOS!! If I don't have time each night to write then I will just post the videos.

Batswanathan Buttithskii

UPDATE: There will probably not be any videos because I cannot for the life of me make them work.

Sunday, February 6, 2011

Blue Shirt Day!!!

Okay, everybody, February 22 is blue shirt day! We are going to get on the news for this! Wear any shade blue shirt and tell your friends to do the same! SPREAD THE NEWS!!! (YOU, TOO, PD!! WE NEED BLUE SHIRTED PEEPS IN SLOVENIA!!!) (NOW!)

Saturday, February 5, 2011

Is this Aidan or Gillian Chung? I can't tell!



To fully get this go to http://queen-coolio.blogspot.com/2011/02/myheritage-awesomeness-this-is-for-you.html

Celebrity Morph by MyHeritage

MyHeritage: Family trees - Genealogy - Celebrities

My Science Project

Hey People That Read My Blog! (i.e. my mom, two friends, and a friends friend who may or may not be my friend)

We are making science projects at school, and I just wanted to fill you in on what I am doing for my project. My original question was: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? But my science teacher pointed out that I had no idea where I would get a woodchuck. What is a woodchuck anyways?  I always thought it was a little rodent, but now I also think it might be a job, I really have no idea. Anyways, then I changed it to: How much would can a human chuck since a human can chuck wood? But Mr. Parker (my math and science teacher) turned that one down, too. I had lots of others including: Can a person memorize something someone is saying better while trying to chuck wood past a 10, 15, or 20 feet line? But he wouldn't (ha ha!) let me do any of them. Finally he made me do this one: Why do I exist if I can't use the science question Can a person memorize something someone is saying better while trying to chuck wood past a 10, 15, or 20 feet line? I'm just kidding, he really made me do this one: What is the ideal run before chucking to make the wood go farther? I know, horribly boring compared to Can a person memorize something someone is saying better while trying to chuck wood past a 10, 15, or 20 feet line? but he wouldn't budge and I most certainly would NOT give up my woodchucking dream.

More to come
Meg

Woodchucking Poll (UPDATED A LOT)

Thanks to the people who voted on this. It's also being morphed slightly by me into a science project. (More on that to come) I'm thinking of stopping making a new post every time a poll closes just to thank four people for clicking on something. Yeah, because I have so many other post things. This is the last thank you post you will get ever. You don't care anyways, I know. HOLY CRUD!

Check this link out! It's to my pageviews thing, look where some people have viewed my blog from! The two from Turkey are probably Ela, but I don't know anybody in Malaysia, France, or Canada that knows about my blog. I know people in France and Canada, but I don't know how they could have found this! AAAHH! I'm being stalked by somebody in Malaysia!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UPDATE: Here's the actual link I kind of forgot... heh heh.
http://www.blogger.com/stats2.g?blogID=8289235797397603155#audience,ALL_TIME
Crud, I just checked it again and now three pageviews are from Slovenia! WHERE THE HECK IS THAT?!?!?

NOTE TO AIDAN, MAX, AND OTHER BLOGGERS: Do you guys have any weird pageviews from places you don't know? Seriously, do you? Can you leave a comment detailing how many and where from? Thank you!

UPDATE: MORE HOLYCRUDNESS! THERE IS NOW SIX PAGEVIEWS FROM SLOVENIA!!!!! AAAAHHHH!!!!!! WHOOOOO AREEEEE YOOOOUUUUU??!?!?!!?!? Not that I'm not flattered, really, I am really happy that someone in Slovenia is reading my posts after probably translating it into Slovenish. So, you rock! Please leave me a comment as to WHO THE HECK YOU ARE!!!!! Thanks.

UPDATE 2: I looked more closely at that page and I realized that somebody has viewed in some server called Opera and they have only viewed 6 times. Therefore, they must be the person in Slovenia. That is my logic, deal with it.

Also, here is my reasoning as to why I have these pageviews from other places. You know how you can click next blog and it will give you another blog? Well, I bet that's what happened to all of those non-USAers. Just, the Slovenian got a bit interested (heaven knows how) and read some more. There. So I doubt we'll be watched by him/her again. So sad. WE MISS YOU, SLOVENIAN!!!! (well at least I do) If you really do miss him, post as many comments as you can pleading PD, as he will now be called, to come back. Let's see if this works. :) hee hee hee....... /:) (devious smile)

MyHeritage Awesomeness! (This is for you, Aidan)

Hey, all! Sorry I haven't posted in forever, and believe me, I do have a lot to post about, but I have to post this right away before mom and I go out today. Okay, so I went on myheritage.com and did the celebrity morph thing with a picture of Aidan and here are the results.


MyHeritage: Celebrity Morph - Family reunion - Roots

Awesome and humiliating to Aidan! Whoo hoo! Since you asked so nicely I will tell you a bit more about Aidan's morph. He got 10 options, and this was their first choice for him. Only three out of the ten were boys and most of the girls were Asian... hmmm..... what does this mean?

Since you asked again so nicely I will also post my morph. This was something like their fourth choice for me (tiny me) but who cares, she's my hero! I don't know any of the people they said looked like Aidan. Anyway, here's mine!


MyHeritage: Celebrity Morph - Geneology software - Geneology

Okay, I just checked and she's their 8th choice for me, but who cares?! I look 55% like Shirley Temple! Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! And  once again... Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
They only said I looked like one guy. Send me your picture and I will both morph and post it here. You with their first choice for you. It's you and a celebrity. Anyways, I don't think anyone reading my blog doesn't know my email and if you don't it's megtce@gmail.com. Alllrighty! Have fun looking at Aidan's emabarrassing morph!

Toodles!
Meg