New Orleans, Justin Bieber, and Old Guys listening to Katy Perry (named Boblinskii)

Hiiiiiiiieeeee!!!!!! I am typing this from my room on the eighteenth floor of the Westin Hotel we are staying in for the next 5 days. We are in New Orleans and mom used her old Microsoft pass code to get us free wifi for A WEEK! I wrote the below while on the first plane trip to Dallas, Fort Worth where we had a HUGE layover period and then finally connected to New Orleans. Anyway, sorry it's so long but I was very bored and really wanted to blog so deal with it.


Holala! I am typing this on the airplane right now! I'm on Notepad because there is no Internet access on the flight. I wish there was but the only time I get free Wi-Fi is during the Christmassy time on Virgin America. Anyways, for break Eric, mom, and I are going to New Orleans and then to Texas. This might belong and this might not, I'm not sure, but just for safety's sake you should check how long this is before sitting down to read it is you have other things to do. I have no idea how long this is going to be but this is just making it longer so I will continue. I had to get up at 3:35 this morning (AM) so I am slightly (very much so) TIRED!!!!!!!!!! Well it is 6:31 right now and I think I started typing this at 6:28 but I'm not sure so don't quote that. Actually, you can, quote me as much as you want, I will be most pleased. I am soooooo sorry I haven't written in forever. This week is going to all be about New Or Leens and also Tae has. But I will write down what I want to write about and can you guys give me the order in which I should prioritize these things? THANK YOU SO VERY VERY VERY MUCH!

Things I want to write about:
Tilly disappearing
Me planting trees (that will take a bit longer because it has lots of pictures and side information but it's totally worth it- you'll love it when I get around to it)
New Orleans
Texas
Maya
My new name
My teachers
ROCK BAND
People I hate (With Justin Bieber making a not-so-surprising appearance!)
Valentine's Day
My obsession with milk
Other Random things that I can't quite remember at this time but that could be due to the fact that I woke up at 3:35. am. IN THE FREAKIN MORNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Toodles!
Batswanathan Buttithskii (botswanothaan bootithskee)
Ruler of the universe



7:30
STILL ON THE PLANE!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! AM DIEING FROM BOREDOM!!!!!!!!!!! The minute we get to the hotel I am getting in to the wifi there. There is some old guy sitting one row up and across from me who is sleep in and listening to music VERY VERY loudly. It's pretty odd music for him, too. I swear he was just listening to "Crazy Train" and now he's gotten that stuck in my head... goin off the rail on a crazy train........ or something like that!
You know what's my favorite song right now? No, it's not Lean on Me (which was stuck in my head all yesterday) or anything from Wicked (which is my favorite soundtrack EVER!), it's not even Don't Stop Believing! It is.....................
PLEASE STOP.... BELIEBIN! FORGET ABOUT THAT FEEEEELINLEENNNNN PLEASE SQUISH JUSTINNN WITH A CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
PLEASE STOP! I have recently been told that Justin Bieber Fans are called Beliebers an- OMIGOSHNESS!!!! THE DUDE IS NOW LISTENING TO KATY PERRY!!! The dude who is about 70 years old is listening to Katy Perry. I wish I could back away slowly but I am tied to my chair by metal and fabric. Otherwise known as a... SEAT BELT. Oh, seriously? The Captain has just turned on the seat belt sign. Please return to your seats as we are experiencing unexpected air turbulence.


7:43
BATSIE HEARTS SPRITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-
MOMMIE HATES BEING WOKEN UP TO BE TOLD BATSIE LIKES SPRITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No, Aidan the Sprite does not have caffeine.


7:46
I just looked at the Sprite can more closely and guess what it said? 100% NATURAL FLAVORS! *LAUGHS UNTIL CHOKES ON LAUGHTER*


7:49
Now the dude is just listening to the same drumbeat over and over and over and over and over and over and over an- *sigh* I must listen to Harry Potter to soothe myself. I'm debating whether I should listen to it while I'm typing and quote what they're saying. I'm on the 5th (well not on i am just listening to the 5th) right now so I think I will because they have such great ones! My mom doesn't like me quoting the book while she's reading it to us though, so this is what I can do.


7:53
Yay! I have successfully shut out the noise of Boblinskii's continuing drum beats! (Yes, I have named the old guy Boblinskii) I don't actually have the headphones attached to anything yet but they shut out noise... they are good headphones and I'm not getting TOO many weird looks for wearing headphones without anything attached to them and patting them absentmindedly.... not TOO many.

7:58
Mom just spilled my Sprite can in what looked like a muscle spasm.

7:59
Apparently the last thing I listened to on my Zune was Mr. Blue Sky by the Electric Light Orchestra. Never heard of either.

8:01
I am listening to Jump now, happy Conner?

8:02
The first time I listened to this it sounded like
"Can't you see me standing here got my back against the wreckin machine"
It still sounds like that but I know now from the lyrics that it's
"Can't you see me standing here got my back against the record machine"
doot doot doot doo  doo doo doot doot doo doo doo. :)
JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP!


I feel like a little kid by the monkey bars.

8:06
Why are monkey bars even called monkey bars????? I mean when have monkeys ever used them on a regular basis??? Well I guess some people call little kids monkeys- AAAHHH!!! RIGHT NOW IS ON!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

8:09
Justin Bieber is on my Zune. I have been contaminated. Excuse me while I go puke in the airplane's toilet which is conveniently located NO WHERE NEAR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8:14
The bathrooms were all occupied so I might have accidentally puked all over Boblinskii since I couldn't get back to my seat fast enough...........
he took the midnight train goin anywhere...... :) I am now listening to Don't Stop Believin' or as I have now Christened it, Please Stop Beliebin! I am so writing that parody so make sure Maya never gets my blog address or she will steal it. I will get back to you.

8:19
I will now write my soon to be famous parody! Watch out, Yankovich.

8:20
Just a small town boy
livin in a frosty world
He put some videos on the web

Just a small town dream
turned into the re-al thing
He took an airplane to Hollywood

He sings just like a little girl
I swear he wears mascaaaraaa
He should be locked up in a mental ward
Move o-o-o-o-o-o-o-on

Justin's Fa-ans!
Please listen to ME right now
your idol could be a toy DOOLLLLLLLL
he flirts with girls
who're at le-ast TWICE his a-age
he isn't as cool as he see-ee-ee-ee-eeems

workin ha-ard to get his fill
isn't really quite the thrill
he prefers to smile at cameras a-all day

some will kill
some will die
just to make that blonde boy cry
oh his movie never ends
it goes on and on and on and o-o-on

Justin's Fa-ans!
You're worshipping the wrong guy
He won't be as cute pretty soo-oo-oon

He'll grow up and
he won't be as short and high- voiced
your boy will beco-ome a ma-a-a-a-an

PLEASE STOP BELIEBIN
JUST LOSE ALL YOUR FEELINS FOR HIM
HE SHOULD DIE I-IN A HOOOOOLEEEEEEEEEEEEE

PLEASE STOP BELIEBIN
JUST LOSE ALL OF THAT FEEEEEEEEEELLLIIIINNNNNNN!!!
HE SHOULD DIE I-I-IN A HOLE!!!!!!!!!!
(repeat and fade)

OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT ONLY TOOK.... ONE SEC.... 34 minutes. crud. Well I had an orange break. Then it only took half an hour. Pretty good? Yeah, I guess.

I will now listen to Harry Potter and save the 1:05 i have left of battery before I can plug it in.

HAPPY BIRFDAY!
8:56
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Soo yeah that might have gone a little long, sorry about that but did you like that song? Isn't it kind of weird that I posted that on the same day that David posted his video of Justin Bieber being shot? I did not actually watch that video it looked violent. :) I still hate JB though so just because I didn't watch the video doesn't mean I don't not care about him....

I hope you are actually reading this after reading my whole stupidly long post. I think I will post the videos I took before this before I post this so WATCH ALL MY VIDEOS!! If I don't have time each night to write then I will just post the videos.

Batswanathan Buttithskii

UPDATE: There will probably not be any videos because I cannot for the life of me make them work.